I'm not sure what it is exactly, but Bill Simmons has really fallen in the last few months. It started right around when he took an extended time off to do the book tour, only writing one column a week. When he got back to regular posting, the articles seemed especially shallow and not completely thought through. Almost as if somebody else was writing the columns trying to emulate the Simmons style. It's seemed really off the last couple weeks, in particular. He's a busy guy and writes a lot, so I'm not completely dismissing him just yet, but it seems we've hit a rough patch. His bitching about the Patriots is the worst. Absolute worst. Like a little baby. He was the one who wrote the rule stating the 5-year waiting period to bitch about a championship team. Now he goes out and calls the Pats loss to the Broncos "One of the toughest Boston losses ever" Good God man, are you for real? Have you become that spoiled that you honestly believe an overachieving Pats team, which won 3 of the last 4 goddamn Superbowls, losing to a team in the playoffs on the road was one of the toughest losses ever? I seriously doubt it. Get over yourself.
Sorry. That came out angrier than I meant it to. But it's really frustrating watching the guy who set the standard on how to rationally hate teams like the Yankees turn into something equally as bad. On the positive note, he managed to name drop a couple of bands in his last column as a recommendation to the NFL promo dept. as to what they should be using as "Cool music with a quick riff to get you fired up for the football game":
"Banquet" by Bloc Party
"Sweet Troubled Soul" by StellaStarr*
"Tribulations" by LCD Soundsystem
"This Isn't It" by Giant Drag
"Finding Out True Love is Blind" by Louis XIV
Well played, Mr. Simmons. Especially on the Giant Drag nod. Sounds like someone's been listening to indie 103 on their way to the Clippers game...and perhaps reading more of The ILB (who ranked Giant Drag #34 on the list.)
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