How did Usher get all mixed in with R. Kelly's fucked up world??? He had a pretty good streak as like the biggest pop star in the world only a couple years ago. Now he's got sloppy seconds in some asinine concept video? The only logical explanation is that this conversation actually happened between these two and R. is some sort of Nixon/Scarface paranoid and secretly records all his phone calls. I don't think it's too big a stretch that these two just sing back and forth to each other when they hang out.
There are many, many highlights of the video, (How much Usher sweats during the basketball scene, R.'s entire b-ball getup, the random waffle house mention, the Georgia Tech/TBS line, the Three's Company ending...I could go on.) but I think the best is when they finally agree on how to "get" her, and they get really excited for a bit, do that giddy flying handshake thing and burst out no-nonsense lines like "She gonna be looking so stupid when she see us together!!!" Oh man, I'm telling you...it doesn't get any better than this.